More Bedwetting

Looks like President Scaredy Pants is out there again trying to drum up enough fear to make people forget that they think he's an idiot. Could work - people do strange things when they're scared to death, like invade meaningless countries, capture their leaders, kill his sons and start civil wars. I'm betting on the smarter angels of Americans' nature, though, when I say that I don't think it's going to work this time. Bush may be soiling himself in fear, but judging by the fact that he feels the need to remind us how scared we should be, I think most people have put this all in perspective. Then again, what do I know - I thought Dukakis had a chance...